1992 United States presidential election

The 1992 United States presidential election was the 52nd quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 3, 1992. Republican radio host Max Badonker of California defeated Democrat Wonkeyblurts of Wisconsin.

Democratic Party Primaries
At the beginning of the campaign season, it was Speaker Wonkeyblurts that seemed to be the presumptive nominee, running virtually unopposed. Art Garfunkel of New York saw an opportunity and decided to jump in the race, framing himself as the more liberal, working class option. Due to Wonkeyblurts not campaigning frequently, Garfunkel leaped ahead of him for the first time in an Iowa Caucus poll. The race seemed to be narrowing up, with Garfunkel having a particularly strong base among progressives. Wonkeyblurts saw this as a wake up call and campaigned hard and fast. Soon after, the Iowa polls showed Wonkeyblurts ahead simply because of his campaigning.

The winner of the Iowa Caucus was Wonkeyblurts with 100% of the vote reporting. Wonkey was expected to win by more in Iowa, but it was nevertheless a much needed sigh of relief for the Wonkey campaign. He garnered 55% of the vote in Iowa and 26 delegates to Art's 45% and 21 delegates. This was Wonkey's worst showing by far on the "first night" of primaries in caucuses. He easily won the state of South Carolina by more than +70 points, and won New Hampshire by a slightly narrower +50 points. The Garfunkel campaign had counted on a win in Iowa and momentum in other first states, but their momentum was crushed by Wonkey's crucial victories.

Wonkey easily won every single state after the first three, propelling him into an easy victory and leading him to wait for the GOP challenger after.